How to Procrastinate Like a Super Hero
It’s time to come clean: I’m a professional procrastinator. I’ve spent my life honing my ability to procrastinate with the best of them. I may even be one of the greats. I have certainly invested far more than ten thousand hours in mastering the panic induced, Hail Mary, 5am work frenzy after wasting an entire day playing video games.
I’ve hated myself for this. It was the dark, dirty secret that everyone knew about, but I pretended didn’t exist.
I would spend hours in the bathroom at work reading productivity porn. I purchased every notebook and get-shit-done framework I could find. They lined my shelves and desk like a secret identity. Clearly, I had my shit together, only I didn’t. I could use the very tools designed to improve productivity to further my procrastination agenda.